Take the Oath
I will act with utmost integrity and pursue my work in an ethical manner.
Integrity? Ethics? Aye, right.
I will take responsibility for my actions, and I will represent the performance and risks of my enterprise accurately and honestly.
I will take responsibility and make sure I have a golden parachute so when I fuck it all up and run the company in to the ground I'll get a massive pay off, and a monster of a pension!
This oath I make freely, and upon my honor.
Ah, well, we know we're in for more of the same, since we know they have no honour.